I have so many thoughts about this it's hard to know where to start. So maybe I'll just post the pictures and let them use up their 1,000 words each (thanks to my friend Chad for this photo): Below is the image Mattel provided for online shopping sites. For the life of me, I cannot find a head-on image of this doll anywhere on the internet, even where they advertise this doll themselves. I wonder why?
Barbie in low-cut dress: is that really necessary?